Let's Pretend

Tina doesn't like to post like I don't like flossing my teeth. Unless it's the floss and pick combo. I like those.

I like to pretend that I'm alone in a dark room, with just the faint flickering of a single candle on a table in the corner. I have a piece of parchment, ink and quill and I am writing. Writing something that is sure to be earth shattering. My name will be uttered for centuries to come. My life will not have been in vain. And whenever a young girl or boy finds themselves alone in their room crying, all they need to do is reach for my work, turn a page and everything will be better.

Stories are powerful things. I remember when I was young, my mother would come home from work with a new fairy tale book for me. My eyes would light up, I'd say a half-assed thanks and shut myself in my room. And such beautiful words that were in those books. Tales of misery and triumph! Evil always defeated and always, always undying love. I'll always know I have a friend in books, and I will never be alone as long as there are people with imagination and the capacity to come up with more fantasy worlds.

Books. Such a beautiful word.

Hi ^_^

Tina, Tiiiiinaaaa! I'm on your blog!
I'm awesome.
Remember that, mmkay?

Story of my Life

Bobby: So what do I write about?

Tina: I don't know, whatever.

::looks at what I'm writing::

Tina: Okay, I should be smart about this. I was looking over the Caribbean Sea when something caught my attention. It was as if a mere shadow had swept over me. I put my right hand over my heart and gasped. I was being delusional. Hold on I can't feel the moment. YES! It was.. it was Friday the 13th. It started off like any other day. I sat in amazement in awe at a picture of the gorgeous Taylor Lautner eating chips and drinking milk. I felt that weird presence once again. I stared into his deep deep..

Bobby: Wait, how did we get from the presence to his eyes?

Tina: What? Bobby, you're not good at this.

Tina: Christina Lautner. Doesn't it sound perfect? I wish I had a middle name. Mrs. Lautner.

[[B: At this point I'm laughing like Tom Hulce as Mozart]]

Tina: I dream of him, I am his Bella, except we need to change the name to Christina. [[something about changing his tattoo]] I'm happy because he is embracing me. The wind storms through the window, the curtains blow. I hear a voice, "Tina, Tina.." It grows closer, but faint. I'm scared, a second ago I was staring at the man of my dream, now, "Tina, Tina." It's him, it's Taylor Lautner, what are you doing here, you scared me, you frightened me, you startled me. I'm just glad you're here. I thought you were some crazy demon trying to scare me, what are you doing on this boat? I bet millions of girls are jealous right now.

Jacob: So, you want to pet my fur?

Tina: Yeah, a million times yes.

Tina to herself: {everything goes dark except for a single light shining down on Tina} You're probably expecting this to end as just another girls dream But no, this isn't a dream or illusion this happened in the Summer of 2010. Best summer ever. But now we're just friends. With benefits. [[B: I give her a look]] Just kidding! Not those kind of benefits.

Tina: Someday I'll tell this story to our kids.

FIN

Congratumalations!

I'd just like to congratulate my Auntie Tina on graduating from.. that school with grades K-8. Which she also didn't tell me a thing about until the day after. Thanks Tina.. Jerk.

Hey All

Okay, so my auntie Tina's been bugging me to post for her because she's got spider webs in the head, so here goes.
She recently got two teeth pulled and when I asked her why she said, "Well I'm saving them for the Tooth Fairy." Dwayne Johnson better not be coming to your bedroom in the middle of the night or else I'll... get someone bigger than him to beat the shizzle out of him.

You see these huge cartoon teeth all the time and you don't really think of tooth size until you get your teeth pulled out and actually see them. It's crazy. Teeth are huge. I've never had mine pulled out, though my wisdom teeth bother me from time to time. Anyways, that's all I've got.

Nothing Better To Do...

talking to thelebobby on the phone
bored as heck..
Bobby is strongly urging me to take some Nyquil.. (NOOOO) ewwwww!
Bobby's singing makes me wanna dance around and about. (:
i should be doing homework right now but im not..
well i'll just end this right here....

No School Tomorrow!! :)

soo, i was really freaked out b/c the teachers literally drownded(us)<--- idk if that even is a word [drowned?] us in tons and tons of homework, and we had to study for like many, many tests! ugh!! but lucky tomorrow is veterans day which means no school!! yea! so i get an extra day to finish homework, i hope i dnt hyperventilate;
tip*start your homework as soon as you get home:so that ur not stuck finishing it the next day or at the last minute* well got to go, finish homework
im bored bye.....